Rascals are always sociable, and the chief sign that a man has any nobility in his character is the little pleasure he takes in others company. Arthur Schopenhauer

Stacking shelves in a supermarket

Somebody told me if I wanted a job I should go stack shelves in a supermarket.

I tried that once, I went into a Walmart and cleared off the shelves with a mop I found and then I started stacking them up again to impress the manager. Do you know what happened next? They called the police.

Trust me now, stacking shelves ain’t easy to get into.