Rascals are always sociable, and the chief sign that a man has any nobility in his character is the little pleasure he takes in others company. Arthur Schopenhauer

I love

I love corporations having total control over my life.
I love asking the corporation for permission to do something with my device that 10 years ago I could just do myself.
I love talking to Indian call-center employees.

And I absolutely love paying for the privilege of all this.