Rascals are always sociable, and the chief sign that a man has any nobility in his character is the little pleasure he takes in others company. Arthur Schopenhauer

Europe seems in deep shit at the moment. Boris ‘i like it rough’ Covidson fucked off. Mario ‘whatever it takes’ Draghi fucked off. Dutch and German farmers are taking the road to protest. Pornland Poland is trying to fade off from history into nuclear fire and they might get their wish granted.

Macron + Uber = love. The only gas is from the queen’s rotting corpse. United States of Bandera and the Ghost of Christmas Past are besieging Moscow according to GCHQ Bellendcat, soundtrack is provided by Polina Gagarina, Kukushka. United States of Bandera lost won one third of its territory and if you claim otherwise you are Satan.

The good thing is Europe has American MQ-9 Reaper drones to protect itself … checks notes … well, not anymore, it crashed somewhere in Gypsystan.

What can I say, it’s the perfect time to get that Ethiopian citizenship. As a Nigerian myself, I pity you, European friends.