Rascals are always sociable, and the chief sign that a man has any nobility in his character is the little pleasure he takes in others company. Arthur Schopenhauer

i remember being 16 and asking my hot sister to fart in a jar for me because my mates at school said they would pay $50 for her fart in a jar and she agreed to do it. i didn’t end up going through with it though because the guilt of exploiting my sister like that began to weigh heavily on me. i kept the jar for myself.

So many questions.