Captain Blackbeard Radio #16

January 7, 2023    Article    385 words    2 mins read

#16: The Death Of President Edward Teach

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated sixteenth episode!!! The rumors of our death, were greatly exaggerated.

What would ye do, if ye were President of the United States?
What would ye do, if an ultimately powerful head of a global cocaine cartel wanted ye dead?

We are so excited to finally bring ye this broadcast, as this story has been a shadow never leaving us for the last several months, desperately wanting to get made. This is a story of love and betrayal. Extreme violence. Corruption. Mass Chaos. And Big Dick Energy! Cocaine Cartels! Chainsawing One’s Enemies. All circling around the President of the United States!

The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office …

This episode is the conclusion of the two part story began in episode fifteen, with CaptainBlackbeard becoming President of the United States but is also an epic stand alone episode with one of the most wild stories we’ve ever written. This is the most pure episode we’ve ever released, with some of the most fun characters we’ve ever created. We would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market, for finally bringing this story to reality.

This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!

Music From

Richard Cheese
Tyler The Creator
The Jesus Lizard
Death In Vegas
Dead Kennedys
Franz Ferdinand
Paul Parrish
Asha Puthli
Giorgio Moroder
Eric Clapton
Reg Guest Syndicate
Paul Engermann
Ultimate Spinach
Talking Heads
Massive Attack

Guest Stars

Hillary Clinton
Huma Abedin
Bill Clinton
Joe Pesci
Morgan Freeman
Bill Gates
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Dr. Phil McGraw



The (currently) complete collection, contains EP 1-17 (MP3), all corresponding poster art and additional art, total download size 3.02GB.


CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.